thenames-hiccup:

yo mama jokes don’t work very well here

Apr 24th • 38,118 notes

The Duchess of Cambridge DJing in Adelaide today

Apr 23rd • 819 notes

ohhowlucky:

danteogodofsoup:

killbenedictcumberbatch:

standupcomedyblog:

John Mulaney | The Salt & Pepper Diner

THE BEST JOKE IN EXISTENCE

GOD I JUST TOLD SOMEONE ABOUT THIS STORY

This is one of the best pieces of comedy that I have ever had the pleasure of witnessing. I love this. I have been looking for this online for awhile.

Apr 23rd • Tagged: HAHAHA THIS IS ACTUALLY GREAT 71,159 notes

youre-5-foot-a-bitch:

rooster teeth is the fucking shit

its grown men having the best time of their lives doing what they love with people they love being hilarious doing it and its beautiful i cant i love them

Apr 23rd • 972 notes

Anonymous asked: Why does Chris Evans always grab his left boob when he laughs?

officialchelso:

Hello, anon, and thank you for the question.

This topic has been studied by researchers for years. There are three prevailing theories that I will relay to you now.

1. It keeps him on the ground.

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You may notice in the gif above that Chris’ leg starts to rise as he laughs, possibly a precursor to his entire body undergoing a sort of lift off due to his joy. Chris then employs his upper body strength to force himself to obey the laws of gravity.

2. To check on his physique.

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As you may be aware, anon, it takes a lot of hard work to maintain a superhero body. Chris is concerned that in the time he has spent sitting down, sans working out or eating, he has lost muscle mass. Understandably, he feels the need to make sure that he is still a specimen.

3. Object permanence.

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Object permanence is a term applied to the understanding that an object still exists even when you cannot see it. Chris closes his eyes when he laughs, making him unable to see that he has not disappeared. By grabbing his left boob, Chris knows that he has not somehow ceased to exist.

I hope this helps.

Apr 23rd • Tagged: chris evans captain america 31,856 notes

psyducker:

do u ever lie on ur side and a small tear leaks out and ur just like whoa wtf body I know I’m sad but not that sad

Apr 23rd • 359,929 notes

sunshinychick:

charlavail:

wow

look at this moron

Apr 23rd • 110,459 notes
Note to self: “I love you” does not mean “I won’t ever leave you. Note 1. (via fragmentallygirl) Apr 23rd • 48,339 notes
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datsrad:

purplenightsky6:

I wanna be cuddled right now and have my back rubbed until I fall asleep.

tru

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lets-just-eat:

Butter biscuit cake

lets-just-eat:

Butter biscuit cake

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rosiebeck:

nxv:

primisthebomb:

I THREW A GRAPE IN THE AIR TO CATCH IT IN MY MOUTH BUT IT WENT TOO HIGH AND HIT THE CEILING AND THERE WAS A SPIDER THERE AND THE SPIDER FELL AND SO DID THE GRAPE AND THEY BOTH LANDED ON MY FACE AND I STILL HAVEN’T STOPPED SCREAMING

i read the first line in my head in the tune of call me maybe im so stupid

I threw a grape in the air
I went to catch it I swear
It hit a spider that fell
and now they’re on my face

Apr 23rd • 292,840 notes

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